Folks, something happened to me today...

Today, I felt the cold rusty unforgiving blow of the ban hammer for the first time in 2 years. I suppose I had it coming. For years I have been posting image macros and remarks like "cool story bro" without being caught. So what finally got me you ask? Did I post TL;DR? Did I remake a pre-existing topic? Did I post explicit pornography? No, I posted in a spam thread.

So sad, I wanted to get B& for something exciting, not something run of the mill like this... Oh well, it's only two days!